Here's the rundown:
1. I'm a blogger of two-ish years.
2. I'm a soon to be 28 year old, in October. Yikes. And Woo hoo!
3. My children consist of two Chihuahuas: Brady and Chiva. They're my kids. Don't look at me like I'm crazy.
4. I'm full of sarcasm and wit. Yes, I just bragged.
5. I'm single.
6. I cook. Very well. Come on ova.
7. Pinot Noir is my fave.
8. I secretly pretend to not really care about Kate Middelton.....but, I love her. WANT TO BE HER!!!! haha Just kidding. No. really. Obsessed.
9. I'm also obsessed with Paul Rudd and everything about him.
1. I have no rhyme, reason or theme. I talk about what I want and that's that. Don't fence me in. I don't like it.
A. ....don't like dogs.
B. .... expect to read about marriage bliss and children. No.
C. ......have no sense of humor......I have faith that you all do. Don't let me down.
(I don't usually highlight my stupid font, but Blogger is being STUPID and for some reason won't let me take it off!!!! What the F. Just accept that the font in this post is JACKED. I hate you Blogger.)