1. I'm a blogger of two-ish years.
2. I'm a soon to be 28 year old, in October. Yikes. And Woo hoo!
3. My children consist of two Chihuahuas: Brady and Chiva. They're my kids. Don't look at me like I'm crazy.
4. I'm full of sarcasm and wit. Yes, I just bragged.
5. I'm single.
6. I cook. Very well. Come on ova.
7. Pinot Noir is my fave.
8. I secretly pretend to not really care about Kate Middelton.....but, I love her. WANT TO BE HER!!!! haha Just kidding. No. really. Obsessed.
9. I'm also obsessed with Paul Rudd and everything about him.
Chiva and Brady. Homies 4 Life.
If you decide to read my blog, please know that:
1. I have no rhyme, reason or theme. I talk about what I want and that's that. Don't fence me in. I don't like it.
1. I have no rhyme, reason or theme. I talk about what I want and that's that. Don't fence me in. I don't like it.
2. Anthropologie is MY favorite store of all time.
3. I love Britney Spears in all her skankiness. Please expect random Britney posts or posts about her and her inability to sing and dance.
4. Photos of my dogs pop up frequently.
5. I'm currently doing the Insanity Workout. I'm obsessed with it and talking about it. That's my main focus as of late, so I hope you like working out and not sitting on your ass on your couch.
6. Cussing is permitted around these parts. If it feels natural, I say it. Yep.
7. Book reviews. Slowly but surely I'm re-finding time to read. HALLELUJAH!
A. ....don't like dogs.
B. .... expect to read about marriage bliss and children. No.
C. ......have no sense of humor......I have faith that you all do. Don't let me down.
Peace out!
(I don't usually highlight my stupid font, but Blogger is being STUPID and for some reason won't let me take it off!!!! What the F. Just accept that the font in this post is JACKED. I hate you Blogger.)
